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slappa da ugly bass

this is not photoshopped.

i was stumbling on reddit the other night and stumbled on that picture. being the skeptic that i am, i looked into it and found out that it is, indeed, real and there are more where that one came from. the guy’s name is stig pedersen and he plays in the danish rock band, “d-a-d”. according to the article:

Stig’s bass guitars only have two strings or three strings. He found out in the late ’80s that he only used the E and A string when he played, and made it his mark, to have funny, good looking basses. He is also seen using a one string bass at gigs (only one string away from an air guitar). Stig designs his own bass guitars based on his own ideas and imagination.

funny? definitely. good looking? that’s up for debate. judge for yourself:

i wonder how many "are you ready to rocket?" jokes were made.

i like to imagine that he used an entire car to make this one.

this one isn't even ironic or funny. it reminds me of a weapon you'd find on world of warcraft.

of course, none of those even remotely compares to the biggest atrocity that has ever existed, in the bass guitar world. having more than 4 strings:

waste of wood and nostalgia.

animals making human sounds

some cute kitty

this morning, i stumbled on a video of a pair of mating turtles. what was more interesting than the mating part was the fact that the male turtle seemed to be saying, “wow”. for some reason, animals making human sounds might be one of the funnier things out there. so, i thought i’d share. enjoy!

a turtle saying “wow”:

a camel being tickled:

a dog yelling “elmo”:

a seal screaming like a human:

a goat screaming like a human:

BONUS! here’s a parrot that can make a vuvuzela sound! hahah.

unnecessary quotation marks

those jerks at the blog of unnecessary quotation marks didn’t seem to like my submission enough. either that or they’re very backed up. at any rate, i thought i would share my find. this was a little while back, on the back door of a city bus in minneapolis. enjoy!

mmmmm. touch.

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