Posted in April 2009

the state

finally! if you’re not familiar with the state, it was the best sketch comedy show on television. here is a taste:

http://media.mtvnservices.com/mgid:uma:video:mtv.com:375229

glenn beck

http://www.hulu.com/embed/PAopJEkWSCPx5rzOpvgHgw

i’m not sure what’s more funny. glenn beck being moved to tears, thinking about how much he loves his country. glenn beck pretending to be moved to tears, thinking about how much he loves his country. or his co-worker mocking him. hahah.

oranges

xkcd: "fuck grapefruit"

i was just enjoying a delicious orange and it reminded me of this great comic from xkcd.

i would personally move the orange up quite a bit, on the tasty axis. i was surprised that he had it in the untasty half. if oranges are so untasty, then why is there a whole section at the supermarket dedicated to orange juice?

i do agree that it is a difficult fruit to eat. there’s got to be a better way! i’m surprised someone hasn’t invented a product to make the peel magically peel away… you could call it “the magic peel”!

not quite the magic peel i had in mind

not quite the magic peel i had in mind

a google search for “magic peel” gives this as the first hit. hmmm. not quite what i had in mind. but, thanks for the horribly photoshopped pseudo-porn).

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